May 22nd
1:22 AM
1:22 AM
Abe and I.
May 14th
5:27 PM
5:27 PM
I’m finally done setting this bad boy up. Gooby and Dolan- my new best friends.
May 10th
7:57 PM
7:57 PM
Every once in a while you need someone to tell you the obvious.
May 7th
9:51 PM
9:51 PM
A good story can be tarnished by it’s execution. I’m talking to you, Mitch Albom.
May 6th
11:53 PM
11:53 PM
A pretty idiot is kissing everyone she doesn’t know
And the pigs are eating popcorn,
May 5th
2:06 AM
2:06 AM
We’re registered, y’all! Limited edition merch, here we come!
May 3rd
1:56 PM
1:56 PM
Inside & Outside
I don’t understand why Californians and it’s visitors are so obsessed with In&Out or why they force visitors to try “the best hamburger ever.” In&Out tastes like shit, always make me feel extremely heavy and sluggish after I’m done eating, and always creates a tsunami of bowel movements. I wouldn’t recommend In&Out to anyone unless the person needs a deep cleansing.
May 2nd
10:01 PM
10:01 PM
"
Presently he rose and approached the case before which she stood. Its glass shelves were crowded with small broken objects- hardly recognizable domestic utensils, ornaments and personal trifles- made of glass, of clay, of discolored bronze and other time-blurred substances.
‘It seems cruel’, she said, ‘that after a while nothing matters… any more than these little things, that used to be necessary and important to forgotten people, and now have to be guessed at under a magnifying glass and labeled: “Use unknown.”’
"— The Age of Innocence; Edith Wharton
April 14th
8:47 PM
8:47 PM
I have my favorite book in three different editions. Don’t hate.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Laugh.
April 8th
10:22 PM
10:22 PM
Home.
April 5th
11:23 PM
11:23 PM
My dad’s futile attempts to be “a family” are discordant, unnecessary, and entirely false. We’re too old to pretend and live an artificial, saccharine life. Let’s move on. It’s fine. We’re past the point of caring.
"Instead of saying ‘I don’t have time,’ try saying ‘it’s not a priority,’ and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: ‘I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.’ ‘I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.’ If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently."
March 31st
8:03 PM
8:03 PM
I know that I am dead,
yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.
